Establish the House Rules.
For the true whiskey aficionado, there is only one acceptable way to serve the good stuff. This clever graphic tee offers a hilarious, spirited twist on a classic household quote, making it the perfect shirt for your next tasting event, a casual night at the local lounge, or simply relaxing by the fire with your favorite pour. It clearly sets the standard for your home and lets everyone know exactly what they can expect in their glass.
The design features a crisp, white rectangular border enclosing the bold declaration "AS FOR ME AND MY HOUSE WE WILL SERVE" in a clean, classic serif font. The word "bourbon" elegantly commands the center of the graphic in a beautiful, sweeping script font with vintage flourishes. The clever punchline anchors the bottom with the ultimate serving instruction: "NEAT 24:7".
Clever Wordplay: A brilliant and witty take on a familiar phrase, tailored perfectly for the dedicated bourbon enthusiast.
Elegant Typography: The stylish contrast between the formal block text and the elegant script gives this shirt a sophisticated yet highly humorous aesthetic.
Ultimate Comfort: This classic unisex crewneck provides a relaxed, breathable fit, ensuring you stay comfortable whether you are hosting a tasting or lounging on the patio.
Multi-Color Options: Available in a wide variety of shirt colors, allowing you to choose the perfect backdrop to make this crisp, statement-making typography pop.
Pour a glass and proudly display your house rules! Grab this Bourbon Tee today!
Size guide
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| A) Length (cm) |
71.1 |
73.7 |
76.2 |
78.7 |
81.3 |
83.8 |
86 |
89 |
| B) Width (cm) |
91.4 |
101.6 |
111.8 |
122 |
132 |
142.2 |
152 |
162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) |
45.7 |
50.8 |
55.9 |
61 |
66 |
71.1 |
76 |
81 |
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| A) Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
33.9 |
35 |
| B) Width (inches) |
36 |
40 |
44 |
48 |
52 |
56 |
59.8 |
63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
29.9 |
31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General |
The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash |
Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry |
Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store |
Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
