I'M NOT SAYING I'M OLD Tee
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Age Like a Fine, Top-Shelf Pour.
We all know that the best things in life take time to mature, and you are no exception! This hilarious graphic tee is the ultimate uniform for the whiskey enthusiast who is aging gracefully and isn't afraid to poke a little fun at the passing years. It’s a witty, highly relatable conversation starter that is absolutely perfect for milestone birthdays, tasting events, or just relaxing with a glass of your favorite aged spirit.
The design features the bold, distressed white text "I'M NOT SAYING I'm OLD" commanding the top of the graphic. The center showcases a beautifully detailed, vintage-style line-art illustration of a classic glass decanter sitting next to a rocks glass filled with ice, accented by retro starburst lines and diamond sparkles. The joke lands perfectly at the bottom with the crisp punchline, "BUT IN BOURBON YEARS I JUST GOT REALLY EXPENSIVE", beautifully framed by decorative line elements.
Clever Whiskey Humor: A brilliant, self-deprecating take on getting older that any true bourbon lover will instantly appreciate.
Vintage Aesthetic: The crisp, white line-art and distressed typography give this graphic a sophisticated, classic feel.
Ultimate Comfort: This classic unisex crewneck provides a relaxed, breathable fit, ensuring you stay comfortable while enjoying a premium pour.
Multi-Color Options: All of our images feature multi-color options, allowing you to choose the perfect shirt backdrop to make this high-contrast white graphic stand out.
Embrace your top-shelf status and celebrate in style! Add this hilarious Bourbon Tee to your cart today!
Fabrication: Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Ash Grey is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather Colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |